User:Vultan
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Vultan, formerly known as Grendel, was born to parents Xenia Warrior Princess and Apollo (hence the wings) in ancient times. Today he leads the Digital Legion through a combination of sexual charisma and violent, alcohol induced rages.
[edit] Early Life
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Vultan was born with an incurable form of cancer which he rid himself of through willpower alone. As a child he had an extreme peanut allergy but several minutes of flexing cured him of this.
At age 4 he made his first sexual conquest; impregnating Sindy Crawford merely by looking at her. Since this time he has slept with over 9,000 women, including your wife. At age 6 he killed a man for the first time, in fact he killed three men at once by pulling a hair from his beard and impaling them on it. At age 12 he invented beer but humanity had to wait another thousand years because he drank it all.
His favourite game as a child was Wing Commander which he forced his father to buy him by threatening him with an axe. He holds the world record for the most time played on Wing Commander and was also the first man to successfully mate with a video game (see Wing Commander II).
