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We're all about the fun.
1st RULE: You always talk about Cobalt Authority. 2nd RULE: You ALWAYS talk about Cobalt Authority.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, get a medic.
4th RULE: Only two sunderers to a squad.
5th RULE: Everyone fights at one time.
6th RULE: Always keep your shirt and shoes on.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Cobalt Authority, you HAVE to fight